CutieKudu ([info]lilsamkudu) wrote,
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100..!

[info]whoisthespirit is the personal champion of my deep and runny vagina. Besides being a sweet and luscious boy, whose mind is constantly blown, he also has beautiful and luxurious hair. Because of him, and the support from 99 other "people," I now have 100 lj friends. This is great news for my confidence, which took a real hit when I was voted "Least Likely to get a Pickle Tickle" by US Weekly.

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[info]mskittieface

August 16 2005, 21:31:31 UTC 6 years ago

I have added you. Consider yourself warned. :)

[info]lilsamkudu

August 16 2005, 21:42:27 UTC 6 years ago

Man, at this rate, I'll have 500 friends when I'm 80!

[info]mskittieface

August 17 2005, 03:18:48 UTC 6 years ago

Maybe, but I wouldn't place any bets... Privatized social security and all.

[info]eskimopie

August 16 2005, 22:15:11 UTC 6 years ago

you were added months ago

and you're still being a lazy person about adding me... maybe I should take away from your 101... how do you like that idea?

seniors rule, freshmen drool


but I must agree with you about the evaluation of [info]whoisthespirit... except for the whole vagina part... mine is in a safety deposit box somewhere in Switzerland.

[info]lilsamkudu

August 16 2005, 22:24:03 UTC 6 years ago

my bad

you know how the internet is. you probably hopped aboard this poonanny express when it was out of town.

fuck freshman.

[info]eskimopie

August 16 2005, 22:25:23 UTC 6 years ago

Re: my bad

it's possible. where are you going to eat for prom?

[info]lilsamkudu

August 16 2005, 22:36:43 UTC 6 years ago

Re: my bad

Olive Garden. Where doin' it up fancy.

[info]eskimopie

August 16 2005, 22:48:55 UTC 6 years ago

who's this we?

*tearful shakey voice*
i... i... i thought you said... i thought you were taking me... you were going to meet me at dinner.... who's this we??

[info]lilsamkudu

August 16 2005, 22:58:43 UTC 6 years ago

Re: who's this we?

sorry, babe. boobs can't be tied down to just one chick. i'm taking boner to prom.

deal wid it.

[info]eskimopie

August 17 2005, 01:50:20 UTC 6 years ago

Re: who's this we?

fine then. all or nothin'. you're not gettin' any here. and I'm going to tell all of my really hot and slutty friends that you're bad new. so theeeeerrrrrreeee!

[info]valis429

August 18 2005, 19:18:50 UTC 6 years ago

Make it 101. It's Tod 'Supervillain guy at the Nerd Slam' Caviness, btw. Spring Break '05 eternal, you cuh-razy kids.

[info]lilsamkudu

August 19 2005, 01:05:49 UTC 6 years ago

awwwwww yeah, hooker!
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