CutieKudu ([info]lilsamkudu) wrote,
@ 2006-02-06 00:12:00
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book of poetry
my baby's daddy is putting a poetry book together. peep the cover:

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as you can see it is awesome and unfinished. it's being made by one sweet-ass dan telfer.

it needs a title. i am told that if you can think of a usable title for this book, you will get a free copy and your name in the acknowledgments.

so come on internet, name this goddamn book.

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[info]whoisthespirit
2006-02-06 07:40 am UTC (link)
The title is... 'Cause Sometimes Being White isn't Enough to Land Asian Chicks.

Offensive? Check. Funny? Check. True? I'll let you decide.

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[info]me_non_amat
2006-02-06 07:41 am UTC (link)
The Fact That I Look Remarkably Like Ray Stantz Is Not A Coincidence: A Hero's Quest.

please send my free copy to
the pink house
14280 ol' greensboro hwy
tusk tha loosa, alabamia 35405

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[info]solarpowerspork
2006-02-07 04:09 pm UTC (link)
i like this title.
and i like its creator.

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2006 RQT Chapbook Title Submission
[info]mikemcgee
2006-02-06 09:51 am UTC (link)
No specific order:

1. You're Late! Now Read This!
2. Pine Cone!
3. Softly Me Killing
4. Crying Is Funny
5. Exercises in Douchebaggery
6. Putting the HO Back in A$$HOLE
7. Edited by Stevie Wonder
8. Robbie Cu-tie!
9. Fuck This Place
10. You Are The Birds That Clean My Teeth
11. You're A Damn Liar! (A Guide In Truth and Wisdomry)
12. 13 Poems You Don't Have The Skill To Write
13. Now With Real Owl Flavor!
14. I'm the Cock Roosters Wanna Be
15. Keys To Being Awesome
16. Escaping Russia
17. That's Foren-SICK!
18. Poems To Get Chicks With
19. Lanky
20. I May Let You Win
21. No, Okay, Sure
22. I'm Robbie & You're Outta Here!
23. The Pigment Challenge
24. Available For Children and Parties
25. On The Roadkill
26. Love Me Then Get the Eff Out
27. Get It?
28. My Huge Heart Still Has No Room For You
29. LL Cool Gay
30. 33% Less Lame!
31. You Weren't There, Man!
32. Illinoisy and Sweater Vests
33. Untitled Vol. I: The Sequel
34. Flush Dammit!
35. Do Drugs
36. Felt: Past Tense Emotion or Fabric?

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Re: 2006 RQT Chapbook Title Submission
[info]direnerd
2006-02-06 09:01 pm UTC (link)
"Foren-SICK" is, to me, a frontrunner.

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[info]miapants
2006-02-06 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Dinosaurs VS. Aliens: How I took down Las Vegas
A Million Little Fuckin Lies by James "Telfer" Frey
Geese Lay Eggs and I Lay Around
Summer Lovin'
I Once Deepfried Everything I Ate
You Made Me Like This
Prison Isn't So Bad If You Have the Right Perspective
Chafing: A Memoir

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[info]poltergasm
2006-02-06 03:20 pm UTC (link)
"I Once Deepfried Everything I Ate" is genius, btw.

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[info]poltergasm
2006-02-06 03:24 pm UTC (link)
I Shall Not Be Afraid to Hold You, Friend
Gang Signs in the Grocery Lines
Munich
The Night the Lights Went Out in Telfer
Slobby on Robbie (or Slob on Rob)
Not For Resale
I'm Just a Guy with a Distended Testicle Trying to Write Down My Feelings in Poetic Form!!!
A Mediocre Mark Twain Reader
Syriana
Q: Abridged For Your Ass
Eat Die and Shit
My Fingers Look Like Dicks
Open the Door, Come In, Look Around, Now Leave Please
Goodnight and Good Luck
Imagine if Boobs Had No Nipples On 'Em
You Bring the Orphan, I'll Bring the Checkbook
Scattershot: Living the Life You Deserve! RIGHT NOW!

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[info]shannyjean
2006-02-06 04:02 pm UTC (link)
finicky eater

i'm not like this at home

this is my inside voice

my farts are this loud, too

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[info]hellslam
2006-02-06 04:07 pm UTC (link)
1

2

3

4



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Yikes
[info]direnerd
2006-02-06 05:06 pm UTC (link)
Um, your obsession with my font choice is both laborious and disturbing.

Robb, I posted my ideas where real men fear to tread- Myspace.

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Re: Yikes
[info]hellslam
2006-02-06 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Forgive me if I offend, my font nerdery was meant to be light hearted. I love the design.

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Re: Yikes
[info]direnerd
2006-02-06 05:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm only offended by the nakedness of my rough draft. Put some clothes on, you heathen image!

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Re: Yikes
[info]lilsamkudu
2006-02-06 07:14 pm UTC (link)
yeah, no one's offended. in fact, i am impressed by anyone who can recognize fonts and replicate them. i'm also impressed with toasters (my bread was not toasted before it went in there) and vitamins (i mean, huh?).

thanks a whole lot for these.

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[info]kashe
2006-02-06 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Wahts wonron with "Your Title Here"

If you paly scrabbble, how bout "May the Q Be with YOu"

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[info]direnerd
2006-02-06 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Oh and for those curious, it's based on this photograph:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=47939659&imageID=421000637&Mytoken=AE092D26-DF3F-1315-C16AF6E242CBE87D51824290

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[info]hellslam
2006-02-06 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Co-starring Danny Solis and Taylor Mali, The Q hangs with a tough crowd.

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[info]lilsamkudu
2006-02-06 07:48 pm UTC (link)
whoah, good eye. you missed the fuzzy shappy head tho.

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[info]hellslam
2006-02-06 08:09 pm UTC (link)
That IS him! I forgot he went all blond and sexy for ABQ.

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[info]solarpowerspork
2006-02-07 01:12 am UTC (link)
my nuts hurt: stories and more from the l.a. county cancer ward.

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[info]ansett
2006-02-07 05:42 pm UTC (link)
how about:

Impressed by Toasters

Funnier than You'll Ever Be

Gamma Lied

The First Time I Puked at a Magic Show

Remarkably Calm - Considering

Elwood - It's by Joliet




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[info]lilsamkudu
2006-02-07 07:14 pm UTC (link)
i'm creeped out by the "elwood" suggestion.

did you know i grew up in elwood and joliet, and if so, how? and if not, what made you suggest that?

there will be a poem in this book about Joliet, Elwood, The Blues Brothers, and how my father was an extra in that movie (Joliet and Elwood are the first names of the Blues Brothers).

thank you...

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(Anonymous)
2006-02-07 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Well, I can tell you from a quick glance at his Livejournal that he knows Ralph, who has been to our dad's in Elwood on several occaisons.

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[info]direnerd
2006-02-07 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Sorry, that was me. More creepiness!

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it's a she
[info]ansett
2006-02-08 04:54 am UTC (link)
her name is nance

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[info]lilsamkudu
2006-02-08 05:25 am UTC (link)
your pronouns baffle me...

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[info]direnerd
2006-02-08 10:35 pm UTC (link)
Don't ask me to make sense or gender out of that terrfying avatar it has.

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hey now!
[info]ansett
2006-02-09 02:24 am UTC (link)
that terrifying avatar is no other than 80's rock goddess lita ford!

:) careful...if she hears what you've said she may kiss you deadly.

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Re: hey now!
[info]lilsamkudu
2006-02-09 06:11 am UTC (link)
or she'll admit that, uh-huh, it ain't no big thing.

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[info]shannyjean
2006-02-07 08:34 pm UTC (link)
i like nance's suggestion because it has to do with your actual life. in a world of kudu projects, maybe it's time to go in that direction.

other things from your life that i think are awesome
Snow White Poop
My Girlfriend Wants a Roomba [Real Bad]
X-Substitute Teacher
I'm a Sweater Vest
I Do Not Like Green Eggs and Ham

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it's simple
[info]ansett
2006-02-08 04:53 am UTC (link)
the secret fact that most people don't know about me is that i'm omniscient. i keep it secret for what i feel are obvious reasons.

ralph told me.

here's another suggestion:

when the saints go marching in: it isn't just for lena's anymore

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Re: it's simple
[info]direnerd
2006-02-08 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Let's not get distracted away from the fact that Elwood: It's by Joliet is a fantastic title.

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[info]brazencaucasian
2006-02-07 05:58 pm UTC (link)
) Shit Burgers in Paradise

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Courtney Wright
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2006-02-07 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Robb, your title will be: "This Book Will Robb You". You can send my free copy to 1211 College Street Apt. 8 Bowling Green, KY 42101

You're welcome,
Courtney Wright

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[info]shannyjean
2006-02-07 08:11 pm UTC (link)
WAIT! NO!
what is the name of the jewish girl who is going on a world tour in march?

it should be called "___'s World Tour"

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[info]direnerd
2006-02-07 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Jessie.

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[info]shannyjean
2006-02-07 08:28 pm UTC (link)
Yes. Jessie. Thanks.

Jessie's Bat Mitzvah Tour:
A Coming Of Age Story

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[info]fuzzygerdes
2006-02-07 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Just based on the cover image:

Mad as Heck

Rage of the Rager

Yell Time

Whee! Oops! My Butt Hurts!

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[info]direnerd
2006-02-08 10:37 pm UTC (link)
"My Butt Hurts!" is a front runner.

I love that a comic-book explosion meant to just look generally "behind him" has inspired so many people to think Robb's ass is actually being detonated.

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More
[info]direnerd
2006-02-08 11:10 pm UTC (link)




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(Anonymous)
2006-02-09 05:08 am UTC (link)
The Bridge to Terabithia is Falling Down

It's Not Ethnic Cleansing If You Don't Get Caught

30-Minute Meals To Make In The Dark

Jinx!

I'm Just Sayin' Is All

Chinese Democracy

- Evan Chung

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[info]lilsamkudu
2006-02-09 06:10 am UTC (link)
"i'm just sayin' is all" is rubbing me properly...

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[info]leticiaslinky
2006-02-09 06:41 am UTC (link)
i like "i had beans" it's pretty funny

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[info]mstegosaurus
2006-02-24 07:27 am UTC (link)
All dem bitches got titty.

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